Scumbag Steve

Sees that you're shy around a girl "C'mon say something!"

Sees that you're shy around a girl

Backs into my van laughs, "you're van sucks anyway"

Backs into my van laughs,

Signs up for english workshop complains that it should be in french because were in Quebec

Signs up for english workshop complains that it should be in french because were in Quebec  Scumbag Steve

Walks up behind you at the atm stands so close you can feel him breathing on you

Walks up behind you at the atm stands so close you can feel him breathing on you  Scumbag Steve

purposely locks himself out of the room when getting in the shower just so that he could bang on the door to wake up his roommate

purposely locks himself out of the room when getting in the shower just so that he could bang on the door to wake up his roommate  Scumbag Steve

Complains about how long AP English Lang summer assignment is Never even saw AP World summer assignment

Complains about how long AP English Lang summer assignment is Never even saw AP World summer assignment   Scumbag Steve

Mailbox is 80% full Sends you an email EVERY DAY at 2am to let you know

Mailbox is 80% full Sends you an email EVERY DAY at 2am to let you know  Scumbag Steve

Gets arrested for drugs on campus with heavy fine and community service Posts on FB: Man fuck the police, why do they have to fuck with me?

Gets arrested for drugs on campus with heavy fine and community service Posts on FB: Man fuck the police, why do they have to fuck with me?  Scumbag Steve

Leaves toilet paper roll with half a square remaining

Leaves toilet paper roll with half a square remaining  Scumbag Steve

Is human. The single greatest species on earth. Capable of outsmarting or overpowering any other animal in its own domain. Filled with potential to be something greater than the galaxy that contains him. Still talks about humans like we're some kind of d

Is human. The single greatest species on earth. Capable of outsmarting or overpowering any other animal in its own domain. Filled with potential to be something greater than the galaxy that contains him.  Still talks about humans like we're some kind of d  Scumbag Steve
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