Scumbag Steve

Farts in crowded place Walks away and pretends that it was me

Farts in crowded place Walks away and pretends that it was me  Scumbag Steve

Stopped at a red light Honks

Stopped at a red light Honks  Scumbag Steve

Dumps his girlfriend asks her twin sister out

Dumps his girlfriend asks her twin sister out  Scumbag Steve

Didn't chip in for groceries: "Come on, bro, share. Don't be cheap and selfish" Bought his own groceries: "Nah bro, you didn't chip in."

Didn't chip in for groceries:

Grabs check when it arrives at table "You owe $23, you owe $18..." ...and here's $4 Everyone orders full meals.

Grabs check when it arrives at table

Has millions of girls who wants to have sex with him is the jealous one in the relationship

Has millions of girls who wants to have sex with him is the jealous one in the relationship  Scumbag Steve

Trolls /r/ps3 to tell people how cheap games are on Steam

Trolls /r/ps3 to tell people how cheap games are on Steam  Scumbag Steve

Helps clean living room starts with couch coinage

Helps clean  
living room  starts with 
couch coinage  Scumbag Steve

Sees that you're shy around a girl "C'mon say something!"

Sees that you're shy around a girl

Backs into my van laughs, "you're van sucks anyway"

Backs into my van laughs,
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