Scumbag Steve

wipes greasy fingers on your laptop screen punches you in the chest if you even breathe near his

wipes greasy fingers on your laptop screen punches you in the chest if you even breathe near his  Scumbag Steve

I want something with more taste than PBR, bro. Give me a miller light.

I want something with more taste than PBR, bro. Give me a miller light.  Scumbag Steve

Gets a breakfast sandwich At 2PM

Gets a breakfast sandwich At 2PM  Scumbag Steve

Claims to be a hipster wears brand name clothes, watches popular films, plays the obvious videogames, etc.

Claims to be a hipster wears brand name clothes, watches popular films, plays the obvious videogames, etc.  Scumbag Steve

Tells You to Stop Being Rude IS RUDE

Tells You to Stop Being Rude IS RUDE  Scumbag Steve

Pushes buggy at grocery store Runs over your legs

Pushes buggy at grocery store Runs over your legs  Scumbag Steve

Gets trashcan from sober friends Pukes on carpet

Gets trashcan from sober friends Pukes on carpet  Scumbag Steve

Uses your favorite back scratcher Has terrible acne on his back

Uses your favorite back scratcher Has terrible acne on his back  Scumbag Steve

asks for a few papers takes all your packs of flavored papers

asks for a few papers takes all your packs of flavored papers  Scumbag Steve

Gets drunk on new years Expects non-drinking friend to ride in the passenger seat on the ride home

Gets drunk on new years  Expects non-drinking friend to ride in the passenger seat on the ride home  Scumbag Steve
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