Scumbag Steve

Leaves you a voicemail With nothing on it

Leaves you a voicemail With nothing on it  Scumbag Steve

Buys tickets for a band who rarely plays shows so he can sell them for 5x face value on stubhub

Buys tickets for a band who rarely plays shows  so he can sell them for 5x face value on stubhub  Scumbag Steve

Drives a scooter So he doesn't have to get a motorcycle endorsement

Drives a scooter So he doesn't have to get a motorcycle endorsement  Scumbag Steve

"if i catch you smoking weed i will call the police "

says he is all hip-hop "whos 2pac" Caption 3 goes here

says he is all hip-hop

volunteers to piss for your drug test Leaves out that he smokes daily

volunteers to piss for your drug test Leaves out that he smokes daily  Scumbag Steve

tells you to do his job complains when yours isn't done

tells you to do his job complains when yours isn't done  Scumbag Steve

Cracks up over funny Reddit Post Doesn't upvote

Cracks up over funny Reddit Post Doesn't upvote  Scumbag Steve

Not half as good as you at the game Points out every little thing you do wrong

Not half as good as you at the game Points out every little thing you do wrong  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah they're still for sale. Come pick them up at 6" at 6:00: "Oh sorry man, someone already came and picked them up."

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