Scumbag Steve

Comes into your workplace 5 minutes before closing Signals to others that you're still open

Comes into your workplace 5 minutes before closing Signals to others that you're still open
  Scumbag Steve

sucker-punches you to start fight calls cops when you break his jaw

sucker-punches you to start fight calls cops when you break his jaw   Scumbag Steve

8 pictures of interior not one picture of the outside

8 pictures of interior not one picture of the outside  Scumbag Steve

Makes me fork out money for multiplayer game Doesn't play with me

Makes me fork out money for multiplayer game Doesn't play with me  Scumbag Steve

Goes to a party with free beer Steals a bunch when they leave

Goes to a party with free beer Steals a bunch when they leave 
  Scumbag Steve

waiting for a green light in left turn lane pulls up beyond limit line making it impossible for anyone to make a right turn on red

waiting for a green light in left turn lane pulls up beyond limit line making it impossible for anyone to make a right turn on red  Scumbag Steve

Walks in your apartment and says "what up dog and y'all" Puts his finger in your simmering pasta sauce and says "needs salt"

Walks in your apartment and says

bro, don't look at my screen looks at your screen

bro, don't look at my screen looks at your screen  Scumbag Steve

Sees you're taking a nap Decides to run vacuum cleaner

Sees you're taking a nap Decides to run vacuum cleaner  Scumbag Steve

Gets free soda for designated drivers Goes and buys himself 2 beers

Gets free soda for designated drivers Goes and buys himself 2 beers  Scumbag Steve
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