Scumbag Steve

Eats the rest of your homemade cake "It wasn't that good anyway"

Eats the rest of your homemade cake

pisses all over the #@%!#$% toilet seat

pisses all over the #@%!#$% toilet seat   Scumbag Steve

Tells girl he is wearing a condom Doesn't wear a condom

Tells girl he is wearing a condom Doesn't wear a condom  Scumbag Steve

Complains government doesn't do enough to stop terrorism Criticizes government for searching houses legally to find terrorist

Complains government doesn't do enough to stop terrorism Criticizes government for searching houses legally to find terrorist  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah the toilet didn't really flush" "I figured if you're going next you could handle it"

Asks you if you want to hang out and you decline "Oh well can you buy me beer still?"

Asks you if you want to hang out and you decline

turns down invite to chip in for booze for a party holds out cup and expects you to give him some when you're pouring a drink

turns down invite to chip in for booze for a party holds out cup and expects you to give him some when you're pouring a drink  Scumbag Steve

Thinks smokers are gross Chews tobacco

Thinks smokers are gross Chews tobacco  Scumbag Steve

Tokes up party guests with your stash

Tokes up party guests with your stash  Scumbag Steve

Knows the house has a narrow hallway walks in the middle and pushes me out of the way if i'm walking the opposite way

Knows the house has a narrow hallway walks in the middle and pushes me out of the way if i'm walking the opposite way  Scumbag Steve
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