Scumbag Steve

Realises you've been in the bathroom for a while Shouts to all your friends that you're doing a shit.

Realises you've been in the bathroom for a while Shouts to all your friends that you're doing a shit.  Scumbag Steve

Buys you cupcakes for your birthday Calls you fat when you eat them

Buys you cupcakes for your birthday  Calls you fat when you eat them  Scumbag Steve

Vic Acuna: "Shirts will be in next week" 8 months later: "Shirts are on their way"

Vic Acuna:

comes to a party he wasn't invited to complains the entire time about how he wasn't invited

comes to a party he wasn't invited to complains the entire time about how he wasn't invited  Scumbag Steve

borrows grandmothers handicapped parking permit parks in wheelchair ramp reserve as a space, blocking all spots

borrows grandmothers handicapped parking permit parks in wheelchair ramp reserve as a space, blocking all spots  Scumbag Steve

complains too many superbowl posts on reddit has posted 6 links dealing with the superbowl

complains too many superbowl posts on reddit has posted 6 links dealing with the superbowl  Scumbag Steve

let "friend" Crash on couch to prevent DUI Steals a watch in the morning when he leaves

let

Send my friend a picture of the eye surgery I did because he's interested He posts it on reddit and I get sued

Send my friend a picture of the eye surgery I did because he's interested  He posts it on reddit and I get sued  Scumbag Steve

finally offers to get you high can of lysol

finally offers to get you high can of lysol  Scumbag Steve

thinks he deserves more praise for never doing heroin Than you do for overcoming your addiction

thinks he deserves more praise for never doing heroin Than you do for overcoming your addiction  Scumbag Steve
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