Scumbag Steve

Doesn't do homework blames professor

Doesn't do homework blames professor   Scumbag Steve

Comes with your group to bonnaroo leeches off your water and food the entire week

Comes with your group to bonnaroo leeches off your water and food the entire week  Scumbag Steve

Knows he has the IQ of a house plant Attempts to use self checkout lane anyway

Knows he has the IQ of a house plant Attempts to use self checkout lane anyway  Scumbag Steve

Pays his bill in change doesnt stay to help you count it

Pays his bill in change doesnt stay to help you count it  Scumbag Steve

Sits behind you at a movie. Puts his feet up on the back of your chair.

Sits behind you at a movie. Puts his feet up on the back of your chair.  Scumbag Steve

mom asks why you didn't run the dishwasher "because fuck you, that's why"

mom asks why you didn't run the dishwasher

Notices the store is closing for a holiday in 5 minutes Rushes in the door and walks around for 30 minutes ignoring the "please make your final purchases" announcement and then just buys cigarettes

Notices the store is closing for a holiday in 5 minutes Rushes in the door and walks around for 30 minutes ignoring the

Eats your food without permission Wipes dirty hands on couch

Eats your food without permission  Wipes dirty hands on couch  Scumbag Steve

"I left my change in the car, brb" doesn't come back

Gets a free umbrella in a rainstorm Complains

Gets a free umbrella in a rainstorm Complains  Scumbag Steve
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