Scumbag Steve

wears headphones has them so loud everyone can hear

wears headphones has them so loud everyone can hear  Scumbag Steve

"yeah, i'm straight." sucks your dick when your not looking

Drives a Crown victoria isn't a cop

Drives a Crown victoria isn't a cop  Scumbag Steve

Started working out a month ago Tells you your form is bad

Started working out a month ago Tells you your form is bad  Scumbag Steve

Borrows something says "you're welcome" when he gives it back

Borrows something says

Breaks into your car Steals all your military uniforms

Breaks into your car Steals all your military uniforms   Scumbag Steve

Stays night at your place cause he's too drunk to go home Pisses on your living room floor at 4am

Stays night at your place cause he's too drunk to go home Pisses on your living room floor at 4am  Scumbag Steve

comes in at 4 am wakes you up to borrow condoms and has sex on your futon

comes in at 4 am wakes you up to borrow condoms and has sex on your futon  Scumbag Steve

"Am I clear to back out?" "Yep." Wasn't

Hears you are in the military "I know what you're going through I play COD"

Hears you are in the military
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