Scumbag Steve

"Its mad chrystally bro" Sprinkles sugar on

stands in your doorway gives you blank stare

stands in your doorway gives you blank stare  Scumbag Steve

Uses public restroom shits in urinal.

Uses public restroom shits in urinal.  Scumbag Steve

Tells you to be quiet Car has open windows and really loud music

Tells you to be quiet Car has open windows and really loud music  Scumbag Steve

designated driver So instead he eats Xanax

designated driver So instead he eats Xanax  Scumbag Steve

Throws you a birthday party at your house, gets shitfaced, leaves you to clean up the mess

Throws you a birthday party at your house, gets shitfaced, leaves you to clean up the mess  Scumbag Steve

"lets get this ice cream it says no GMO's" "to bad Monsanto's one of our biggest clients"

Says he can't afford to get you an anniversary present Spends all his money on weed and booze

Says he can't afford to get you an anniversary present Spends all his money on weed and booze  Scumbag Steve

Gets out of the Marines for having flat feet Tells you to never speak to him again for getting out of the Army because of two broken legs..

Gets out of the Marines for having flat feet Tells you to never speak to him again for getting out of the Army because of two broken legs..  Scumbag Steve

Lies to wife about work trip to play video games in a hotel room Seriously

Lies to wife about work trip to play video games in a hotel room Seriously   Scumbag Steve
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