Scumbag Steve

Brings a flask to your party It's empty and he fills it up w/ your liquor.

Brings a flask to your party It's empty and he fills it up w/ your liquor.  Scumbag Steve

7 feet tall stands in front of you in risers

7 feet tall stands in front of you in risers  Scumbag Steve

Spend entire life bashing Christians on internet Gives up something for lent

Spend entire life bashing Christians on internet Gives up something for lent  Scumbag Steve

Sits in group room in the library Has no group meeting that night

Sits in group room 
in the library Has no group meeting that night  Scumbag Steve

Invites you to a dick sucking contest Wins by default

Invites you to a dick sucking contest Wins by default    Scumbag Steve

Orders pizza for delivery two minutes before closing time lives 20 minutes away, doesn't leave porch light on, isn't home - left to get beer, pays in exact change.

Orders pizza for delivery two minutes before closing time lives 20 minutes away, doesn't leave porch light on, isn't home - left to get beer, pays in exact change.  Scumbag Steve

Moves in, is hairy Leaves hair all over the bathroom floor, sink, toilet, walls, and shower

Moves in, is hairy Leaves hair all over the bathroom floor, sink, toilet, walls, and shower  Scumbag Steve

Introduce to Reddit Brags about how much more Karma he has over you

Introduce to Reddit Brags about how much more Karma he has over you  Scumbag Steve

Shows up late to class Walks in front of professor to get to seat

Shows up late to class Walks in front of professor to get to seat  Scumbag Steve

Has an awesome idea For a reality tv show

Has an awesome idea For a reality tv show  Scumbag Steve
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