Scumbag Steve

went to disney land without her told her all about it

went to disney land without her told her all about it  Scumbag Steve

"yo man, can I have some of your Chex mix?" Eats all the bagel chips

complains about nothing all the time gives you shit for complaining once

complains about nothing all the time gives you shit for complaining once  Scumbag Steve

Cashier opens new register, yells "next customer in line please" wasn't even in line, jumps in front of everyone who's been waiting

Cashier opens new register, yells

Claims he can't pay you back because he's broke smokes weed every day and goes clubbing every week

Claims he can't pay you back because he's broke smokes weed every day and goes clubbing every week  Scumbag Steve

Uses public restroom doesn't flush

Uses public restroom doesn't flush  Scumbag Steve

Goes to a department store and uses the bathroom Jerks off all over the toilet

Goes to a department store and uses the bathroom Jerks off all over the toilet  Scumbag Steve

Tells parents he wants to get a paper round. So parents visit all local newsagents on a weekly basis until a round becomes available Quits first time it rains

Tells parents he wants to get a paper round.  So parents visit all local newsagents on a weekly basis until a round becomes available Quits first time it rains  Scumbag Steve

Insists He will bring you to see your favourite sports team Cancels day of

Insists He will  bring you to see your favourite sports team Cancels day of  Scumbag Steve

Ask dad for girl advice for the first time in 20 years "Just get her drunk"

Ask dad for girl advice for the first time in 20 years
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