Scumbag Steve

tells you he just got promoted Has been fired

tells you he just got promoted Has been fired  Scumbag Steve

Flashes peace sign. Kills you as soon as you turn around.

Flashes peace sign. Kills you as soon as you turn around.  Scumbag Steve

Flicks lit cigarette onto the ground and walks past Literally less than a foot from an ashtray.

Flicks lit cigarette onto the ground and walks past Literally less than a foot from an ashtray.  Scumbag Steve

Hey, i fucked you and this crazy but i've got herpes now you might maybe

Hey, i fucked you and this crazy but i've got herpes now you might maybe    Scumbag Steve

Entire theater empty Takes the seat directly in front of you

Entire theater empty Takes the seat directly in front of you  Scumbag Steve

Yea, it's my cakeday You have to give me karma

Yea, it's my cakeday You have to give me karma   Scumbag Steve

Goes to Shelter to adopt/save an animal Leaves without one because none of them looked cute enough.

Goes to Shelter to adopt/save an animal Leaves without one because none of them looked cute enough.  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't want to kick you from the party Leaves you in party alone with loob

Doesn't want to kick you from the party Leaves you in party alone with loob  Scumbag Steve

Makes rap music video In his middle class neigborhood

Makes rap music video In his middle class neigborhood  Scumbag Steve

Hooks up with your girlfriend "My bad"

Hooks up with your girlfriend
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