Scumbag Steve

finds out you both watch the same show asks what season you're on so he can spoil everything

finds out you both watch the same show asks what season you're on so he can spoil everything  Scumbag Steve

You offer to pay for lunch Orders something to go for dinner

You offer to pay for lunch Orders something to go for dinner  Scumbag Steve

Comes back on a thursday from a week vacation in cuba asks to take his Friday and saturday shifts so he can go out and get drunk

Comes back on a thursday from a week vacation in cuba asks to take his Friday and saturday shifts so he can go out and get drunk  Scumbag Steve

Isn't catching anything starts throwing rocks in the water

Isn't catching anything starts throwing rocks in the water  Scumbag Steve

sees his dog is clearly scared because of the box on its head takes a picture for imaginary points instead of helping it

sees his dog is clearly scared because of the box on its head takes a picture for imaginary points instead of helping it  Scumbag Steve

"Hey bro, we'll stop in at like 7 just so we don't bother you much" Comes in 3 minutes before close with 10 of his friends

Friend confides his crippling embarrassment that he didn't lose his virginity until he was 26 and caught chlamydia Shares the story on Reddit for karma

Friend confides his crippling embarrassment that he didn't lose his virginity until he was 26 and caught chlamydia  Shares the story on Reddit for karma  Scumbag Steve

Calls Coworkers at 5am to cover his overnight shift Won't cover your shift during the day

Calls Coworkers at 5am to cover his overnight shift Won't cover your shift during the day  Scumbag Steve

Skips celebration and replay of an amazing goal, while losing annoyingly celebrates and watches full replays of ugly goals, while in the lead

Skips celebration and replay of an amazing goal, while losing annoyingly celebrates and watches full replays of ugly goals, while in the lead  Scumbag Steve

Attends your Birthday without a Gift, promises to bring one later Never brings it

Attends your Birthday without a Gift, promises to bring one later Never brings it  Scumbag Steve
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