Scumbag Steve

"oh shit bro are those toaster strudels?" uses 3 packets of icing

Gets speeding ticket while you're in the car "Dude, you're paying for half of this."

Gets speeding ticket while you're in the car

Makes fun of me for being an "ignorant American" Is a huge fan of Honey boo-boo and Jersey Shore

Makes fun of me for being an

Cheated on you, dumped you repeatedly and hasn't spoken to you for weeks. Calls you on Valentines day.

Cheated on you, dumped you repeatedly and hasn't spoken to you for weeks. Calls you on Valentines day.  Scumbag Steve

wants to stop being friends with you because you smoke pot Is on a beer pong team

wants to stop being friends with you because you smoke pot  Is on a beer pong team   Scumbag Steve

takes a mortal man puts him in control

takes a mortal man puts him in control   Scumbag Steve

Oh, You have headphones on? You must want me to talk to you

Oh, You have headphones on? You must want me to talk to you  Scumbag Steve

Picks himself to read Sucks at reading

Picks himself to read Sucks at reading  Scumbag Steve

Smokes in a large round Hits 7 times before passing

Smokes in a large round Hits 7 times before passing  Scumbag Steve

waits until really exciting part of an episode "You have watched 72 minutes of video today"

waits until really exciting part of an episode
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