Scumbag Steve

Sees you just polished and waxed your car wipes dirty hand all over hood

Sees you just polished and waxed your car wipes dirty hand all over hood  Scumbag Steve

criticizes you for drinking and smoking does both at the same time at the next party he goes to

criticizes you for drinking and smoking does both at the same time at the next party he goes to  Scumbag Steve

Fuck the vocal majority

Fuck the vocal majority  Scumbag Steve

Relentlessly bashes X Box One Plans to buy the system with best games anyways

Relentlessly bashes 
X Box One Plans to buy the system with best games anyways  Scumbag Steve

Heard there were drug tests at work today ate asparagus for breakfast

Heard there were drug tests at work today ate asparagus for breakfast  Scumbag Steve

goes to the swipely happy hour coughs all over everyone

goes to the swipely happy hour coughs all over everyone  Scumbag Steve

fuels up his car puts down windows, blasts rap music

fuels up his car puts down windows, blasts rap music  Scumbag Steve

Eminem plays on his phone Every time he gets a text message

Eminem plays on his phone Every time he gets a text message  Scumbag Steve

doesn't know key id definition doesn't google it; asks apush group

doesn't know key id definition doesn't google it; asks apush group  Scumbag Steve

"Hey bro, I'm going to the bathroom, can you pause the movie?" DOESN'T PAUSE MOVIE

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