Scumbag Steve

Gets paid $30 to rake leaves doesn't Rake side yard because lady can't see it from her front door

Gets paid $30 to rake leaves doesn't Rake side yard because lady can't see it from her front door  Scumbag Steve

first person you've smoked with years later says sorry for turning you into a "druggy"

first person you've smoked with  years later says sorry for turning you into a

sees you talking on the phone to a crush yells in girl voice: "come back to bed baby"

sees you talking on the phone to a crush yells in girl voice:

Complains about $5 house party cover Steals keg tap

Complains about $5 house party cover Steals keg tap  Scumbag Steve

First one to class Sits at the end of the row so everyone else has to climb over him

First one to class Sits at the end of the row so everyone else has to climb over him  Scumbag Steve

whisper joke to him in class announces it to the whole class and gets credit

whisper joke to him in class announces it to the whole class and gets credit  Scumbag Steve

Takes off used bandaid Leaves it on your kitchen table

Takes off used bandaid Leaves it on your kitchen table  Scumbag Steve

jaywalks walks as slow as possible

jaywalks walks as slow as possible  Scumbag Steve

berates people for being greedy by not following 'puff puff give' rules inhales deeper then the 9th pit of hell when its his turn "it was nearly done anyway bro"

berates people for being greedy by not following 'puff puff give' rules inhales deeper then the 9th pit of hell when its his turn

Says he has no money to buy toilet paper for the apartment Gets a tattoo

Says he has no money to buy toilet paper for the apartment Gets a tattoo  Scumbag Steve
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