Scumbag Steve

Breaks into your car in the downtown parking garage. steals your parking pass.

Breaks into your car in the downtown parking garage. steals your parking pass.  Scumbag Steve

Drives a white car in a heavy snow storm Doesn't turn on his head lights

Drives a white car in a heavy snow storm Doesn't turn on his head lights  Scumbag Steve

Sees you browsing reddit in class Laughs so hard at a picture the teacher makes you put away your laptop

Sees you browsing reddit in class Laughs so hard at a picture the teacher makes you put away your laptop   Scumbag Steve

Buys candy bars in bulk with ebt card Sells each candy bar for $1 in class

Buys candy bars in bulk with ebt card Sells each candy bar for $1 in class  Scumbag Steve

it's not my job to fill your mouth all day you pig

it's not my job to fill your mouth all day you pig  Scumbag Steve

lied to wife about going out of town cheats on her with reddit and xbox

lied to wife about going out of town cheats on her with reddit and xbox  Scumbag Steve

Asks girlfriend to move in Tells her she has to pay for toilet paper because "she's the one thats using it"

Asks girlfriend to move in Tells her she has to pay for toilet paper because

Says you're stupid for being enlightened by your own intelligence Is euphoric because of a phony god's blessing

Says you're stupid for being enlightened by your own intelligence Is euphoric because of a phony god's blessing  Scumbag Steve

Can't take it dishes it out anyway

Can't take it dishes it out anyway  Scumbag Steve

you answer his candy crush request doesnt answer our candy crush request

you answer his candy crush request doesnt answer our candy crush request  Scumbag Steve
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