Scumbag Steve

Bro, I am parched. Can I have a sip of your drink? Drinks the whole thing

Bro, I am parched. Can I have a sip of your drink? Drinks the whole thing  Scumbag Steve

Captivates us with pictures and story of a hidden safe. Totally leaves us hanging..

Captivates us with pictures and story of a hidden safe. Totally leaves us hanging..  Scumbag Steve

can't play guitar and sees one at a party plays it

can't play guitar and sees one at a party plays it  Scumbag Steve

Hits car Leaves note saying it was someone driving a Green Pontiac firebird.

Hits car Leaves note saying it was someone driving a Green Pontiac firebird.  Scumbag Steve

creates website with caption "front page of the internet" Removes any threads related to Boston bombings on the front page of the internet

creates website with caption

FEEL THE HOLY SHAKE MAKES YOU BURN INSANE

FEEL THE HOLY SHAKE MAKES YOU BURN INSANE  Scumbag Steve

Invites you to go to the mall before inviting entire friendlist Sorry brah, we only have room for so many. Maybe next time.

Invites you to go to the mall before inviting entire friendlist Sorry brah, we only have room for so many. Maybe next time.  Scumbag Steve

Tell him about the perfect dream you had about your crush Pokes holes in the story and reminds you that it will never happen in real life

Tell him about the perfect dream you had about your crush Pokes holes in the story and reminds you that it will never happen in real life  Scumbag Steve

Only person not to bring anything to the Barbecue Takes twice as much as anyone else

Only person not to bring anything to the Barbecue Takes twice as much as anyone else  Scumbag Steve

Over at your house "I'm the guest so we do what I want" Over at their house "This is my house so we do what I want"

Over at your house
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