Scumbag Steve

You tell him the store is closing in five minutes looks around for 20 minutes and doesn't buy anything

You tell him the store is closing in five minutes looks around for 20 minutes and doesn't buy anything  Scumbag Steve

"Yo bro, can I borrow your car"? Puts driver seat all the way back, smokes in car, and switches all your radio presets to rap stations

Gets a date with Betsy Brandt 'Jesus christ, marie'

Gets a date with Betsy Brandt 'Jesus christ, marie'  Scumbag Steve

Scours Facebook for "tbh" statuses Always #69

Scours Facebook for

"i hate when christians force religion on everyone" Forces athiest views on everyone

Hey, how do you fire the gun? Y

Hey, how do you fire the gun? Y  Scumbag Steve

buys $65,000 BMW Buying his girlfriend dinner for valentines day is too expensive

buys $65,000 BMW Buying his girlfriend dinner for valentines day is too expensive  Scumbag Steve

Promises GF not to tell anyone about accidentally peeing in her mouth Posts the story to Reddit and gets to frontpage

Promises GF not to tell anyone about accidentally peeing in her mouth Posts the story to Reddit and gets to frontpage  Scumbag Steve

wants to leave 5 minutes early turns away paying customers, purposely gives shitty service

wants to leave 5 minutes early turns away paying customers, purposely gives shitty service  Scumbag Steve

Asks if you have just the two items Proceeds to put his two cart loads of shit on the belt and argues with cashier over a coupon

Asks if you have just the two items Proceeds to put his two cart loads of shit on the belt and argues with cashier over a coupon  Scumbag Steve
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