Scumbag Steve

SEES GUY IN APARTMENT COMPLEX WITH A NICE SHIRT TAKES HIS LAUNDRY

SEES GUY IN APARTMENT COMPLEX WITH A NICE SHIRT TAKES HIS LAUNDRY  Scumbag Steve

misses the net "i need to get my head restrung bro"

misses the net

Sees you drunk dialing your ex "Do it dude"

Sees you drunk dialing your ex

Knows you just quit cigarettes Still offers them to you

Knows you just quit cigarettes  Still offers them to you  Scumbag Steve

Walks into the club with you and sees a bunch of black people wearing red "Whats with all the crips"

Walks into the club with you and sees a bunch of black people wearing red

cuts you off and slows down

cuts you off and slows down  Scumbag Steve

Graduated five years ago Still hangs around high school

Graduated five years ago Still hangs around high school  Scumbag Steve

picks up new stash, packs a bowl and lights up "Hey man, that was out of your half"

picks up new stash, packs a bowl and lights up

Makes meme Is steve

Makes meme Is steve  Scumbag Steve

SAys your halloween costume is awesome begins next sentence with, "what you should have done is..."

SAys your halloween costume is awesome begins next sentence with,
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