Scumbag Steve

says bro wanna play my epic xbox games brings halo reach

says bro wanna play my epic xbox games brings halo reach  Scumbag Steve

"americans are so ignorant of other cultures" gets offended when they try to learn about other cultures

Tells you that control freaks are losers and end up alone Constantly asks who you're talking to and doesn't let you go anywhere without knowing where you're going

Tells you that control freaks are losers and end up alone Constantly asks who you're talking to and doesn't let you go anywhere without knowing where you're going   Scumbag Steve

I have lived for free at my aunt's house for 6 years. Just bought 50 inch plasma tv for my room.

I have lived for free at my aunt's house for 6 years. Just bought 50 inch plasma tv for my room.  Scumbag Steve

Says he'll be there in 5 minutes. 3 hours later

Says he'll be there in 5 minutes. 3 hours later  Scumbag Steve

Heats up ravioli in your microwave doesn't cover the plate

Heats up ravioli in your microwave doesn't cover the plate  Scumbag Steve

Lends you his lighter Asks for a cigarette

Lends you his lighter Asks for a cigarette   Scumbag Steve

LIES TO GET PAID PAYS TO GET LAID

LIES TO GET PAID PAYS TO GET LAID  Scumbag Steve

hey man, gimme a drag of your cig. just one drag fucking saliva all over it

hey man, gimme a drag of your cig. just one drag fucking saliva
all over it  Scumbag Steve

Tells you to "meet at mini mart in ten." 20 min. later; "dude i'm not there, i thought you didn't want it."

Tells you to
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