Scumbag Steve

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible  Scumbag Steve

comes into your room without knocking leaves the door open when he leaves

comes into your room without knocking  leaves the door open when he leaves  Scumbag Steve

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can  Scumbag Steve

caught cheating asks for threesome

caught cheating asks for threesome  Scumbag Steve

Sees waiter clearing plates at a restaurant “Hold still so I can take your picture”

Sees waiter clearing plates at a restaurant “Hold still so I can take your picture”  Scumbag Steve

Loses a bet We didn't shake on it

Loses a bet  We didn't shake on it  Scumbag Steve

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar

Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar  Scumbag Steve

nah, lets 68 you blow me and i'll owe you one

nah, lets 68 you blow me and i'll owe you one  Scumbag Steve

Spends all his money on weed and beer complains about being broke

Spends all his money on weed and beer complains about being broke  Scumbag Steve

Sets off firecracker near your head to wake you up tells you to "calm the fuck down" when you want to beat the shit out of him

Sets off firecracker near your head to wake you up tells you to
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