Scumbag Steve

Goes on vacation Hires his landscapers for 7am because he won't be there to hear the noise

Goes on vacation Hires his landscapers for 7am because he won't be there to hear the noise  Scumbag Steve

She didn't respond to my first message Better follow up with some dick pics!

She didn't respond to my first message Better follow up with some dick pics!  Scumbag Steve

Begins statement with "I don't mean to be a dick, but..." IS

Begins statement with

Listens to 3 seconds of a song you put on "What is this shit? It's just noise"

Listens to 3 seconds of a song you put on

Is the host and goes down every round Revive me or I'm leaving bro

Is the host and goes down every round Revive me or I'm leaving bro  Scumbag Steve

makes a joke bashing U.N. doesnt understand how U.N. works

makes a joke bashing U.N. doesnt understand how U.N. works  Scumbag Steve

Uses your weed grinder upside down so you dont steal his crystals

Uses your weed grinder upside down so you dont steal his crystals  Scumbag Steve

meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done" _________ _________ _________ _________

meets your new girlfriend

Rides bike on sidewalk rings his bell for pedestrians to get out of his way

Rides bike on sidewalk rings his bell for pedestrians to get out of his way  Scumbag Steve

In horror movie makes everybody split up

In horror  movie makes everybody split up  Scumbag Steve
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