Scumbag Steve

invites himself to your house with no notice "man, this is lame"

invites himself to your house with no notice

Acts selfishly Led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.

Acts selfishly Led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.  Scumbag Steve

gets touched while playing tag. "you just touched my shirt, not me"

gets touched while playing tag.

doesn't lift the toilet seat before taking a piss pisses all over it and lifts it afterwards so nobody could notice

doesn't lift the toilet seat before taking a piss pisses all over it and lifts it afterwards so nobody could notice  Scumbag Steve

gets reddit gold for commenting on rich man's post 1700 comments, only 900 upvotes

gets reddit gold for commenting on rich man's post 1700 comments, only 900 upvotes  Scumbag Steve

Makes text too small to see in preview

Makes text too small to see in preview  Scumbag Steve

steals all of your adhd meds Gets mad at you for complaining because he's tweaking

steals all of your adhd meds Gets mad at you for complaining because he's tweaking  Scumbag Steve

sees you working on a cute new girl at party tells her you have crabs when you go take a piss

sees you working on a cute new girl at party tells her you have crabs when you go take a piss  Scumbag Steve

Sees you talking to a hot girl tells you she's out of your league

Sees you talking to a hot girl tells you she's out of your league  Scumbag Steve

"rents" your $300 textbook for $20 bucks. "Sorry I already sold it on ebay"

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