Scumbag Steve

Plays Rollercoaster tycoon charges for the bathroom

Plays Rollercoaster tycoon charges for the
bathroom  Scumbag Steve

doesn't have enough money to pay you the hundreds of dollars he owes you But has enough to buy multiple new guitars, weed, and order takeout every night

doesn't have enough money to pay you the hundreds of dollars he owes you But has enough to buy multiple new guitars, weed, and order takeout every night  Scumbag Steve

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect  Scumbag Steve

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are  Scumbag Steve

Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it

Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it  Scumbag Steve

Said I was the love of his life Forgot what I look like and had to put a shoe on every girl in the city

Said I was the love of his life Forgot what I look like and had to put a shoe on every girl in the city   Scumbag Steve

Speeds through a school zone and crosswalk filled with kids and volunteers Honks horn, flips them off and calls them all assholes

Speeds through a school zone and crosswalk filled with kids and volunteers   Honks horn, flips them off and calls them all assholes  Scumbag Steve

has been blocking this doorway for years now

has been blocking this doorway for years now  Scumbag Steve

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy  Scumbag Steve

Frontpages monk praying would mock christians doing the same

Frontpages monk praying would mock christians doing the same  Scumbag Steve
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