Scumbag Steve

pays for candy bar with $100 bill

pays for candy bar with $100 bill  Scumbag Steve

Goes to the movies with you Eats all the popcorn before the previews are over

Goes to the movies with you Eats all the popcorn before the previews are over  Scumbag Steve

constantly says sexist remarks about women wonders why women won't talk to him

constantly says sexist remarks about women wonders why women won't talk to him  Scumbag Steve

Invites you over to play video games makes you watch him play single player game the whole time

Invites you over to play video games makes you watch him play single player game the whole time  Scumbag Steve

Asks for some of your fruit salad only leaves honeydew

Asks for some of your fruit salad only leaves honeydew  Scumbag Steve

Asked to turn down music, "Sure, no problem." Turns it back up as soon as you leave.

Asked to turn down music,

sees you have a giant deadly spider known for one of the nastiest bites in the world crawling up your chest takes picture for the internet

sees you have a giant deadly spider known for one of the nastiest bites in the world crawling up your chest takes picture for the internet  Scumbag Steve

says he's pissed at you refuses to say why

says he's pissed at you refuses to say why  Scumbag Steve

Takes down OAG AMA because she's only "internet famous" Only real "power" in life is being an internet forum mod

Takes down OAG AMA because she's only

Puts nice rims on jacked up truck Won't go muddin'

Puts nice rims on jacked up truck Won't go muddin'  Scumbag Steve
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