Scumbag Steve

Never pays for weed "I don't have to. You're smoking at my house!"

Never pays for weed

Hears the opening to "Under Pressure" Starts to sing the lyrics of "Ice Ice Baby"

Hears the opening to

Asks to borrow your grinder Steals your keif

Asks to borrow your grinder Steals your keif  Scumbag Steve

Finds Empty pickle juice in the refrigerator Throws it away

Finds Empty pickle juice in the refrigerator Throws it away   Scumbag Steve

Hooks you up with a girl To overly attached girlfriend

Hooks you up with a girl To overly attached girlfriend   Scumbag Steve

writes assembly instructions for flat pack furniture

writes assembly instructions for flat pack furniture  Scumbag Steve

rode in a boat once puts mastercraft sticker on truck

rode in a boat once puts mastercraft sticker on truck  Scumbag Steve

tries to squeeze by for a right turn hits your car

tries to squeeze by  for a right turn hits your car  Scumbag Steve

sees a smart idea for a successful meme in /r/new downvotes it, and posts it under his account name

sees a smart idea for a successful meme in /r/new downvotes it, and posts it under his account name  Scumbag Steve

Always got the exact amount of weed he paid you for back when you were dealing Shorts you half a gram the first time he deals to you

Always got the exact amount of weed he paid you for back when you were dealing Shorts you half a gram the first time he deals to you  Scumbag Steve
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