Scumbag Steve

Eats all the cookie dough Out of the ice cream

Eats all the cookie dough  Out of the ice cream
  Scumbag Steve

Ask to buy toilet paper Never buys toilet paper

Ask to buy toilet paper Never buys toilet paper  Scumbag Steve

Gotcha!

Gotcha!   Scumbag Steve

tailgates you while you're cruising at 80 mph passes you and goes 65 mph

tailgates you while you're cruising at 80 mph passes you and goes 65 mph  Scumbag Steve

pees on toilet seat cleans with bath towel

pees on toilet seat cleans with bath towel  Scumbag Steve

angry because his mom found his hidden stash of drugs In his sister's bedroom inside her favorite stuffed animal

angry because his mom found his hidden stash of drugs In his sister's bedroom inside her favorite stuffed animal  Scumbag Steve

can see you close in five minutes stays for an hour

can see you close in five minutes stays for an hour  Scumbag Steve

do cpr to save his life he tells everyone you tried making out with him

do cpr to save his life he tells everyone you tried making out with him  Scumbag Steve

Asks to borrow your calculus book from last quarter Sells it for weed

Asks to borrow your calculus book from last quarter Sells it for weed  Scumbag Steve

Is at a concert Listens to a different band on his ipod during the local opener's set

Is at a concert Listens to a different band on his ipod during the local opener's set  Scumbag Steve
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