Scumbag Steve

Sees you just vacuumed Opens up a nature valley granola bar

Sees you just vacuumed  Opens up a nature valley granola bar  Scumbag Steve

Friend makes front page Downvotes

Friend makes front page Downvotes  Scumbag Steve

"Bro, Last night was awesome. you should've been there" Didn't invite you

Says he's your best friend Doesn't respond to text message saying you got a date

Says he's your best friend Doesn't respond to text message saying you got a date  Scumbag Steve

eats chipotle and indian food before he comes over to your house just to see if he can clog every toilet

eats chipotle and indian food before he comes over to your house  just to see if he can clog every toilet  
  Scumbag Steve

Drafts the #1 Goal Scorer in the NHL Changes Hat Tricks from 2 to 3 points after the draft

Drafts the #1 Goal Scorer in the NHL Changes Hat Tricks from 2 to 3 points after the draft  Scumbag Steve

greatest thing since sliced bread? me and charlie horses

greatest thing since sliced bread? me and charlie horses  Scumbag Steve

Says he'll bring girls brings their boyfriends too

Says he'll bring girls  brings their boyfriends too  Scumbag Steve

Girlfriend wants to go drinking with friends Guilts her into staying home to play halo

Girlfriend wants to go drinking with friends Guilts her into staying home to play halo  Scumbag Steve

Eats roommates pizza that he was saving for breakfast Is so inconsiderate he leaves the empty box and plastic out for roommate to clean up

Eats roommates pizza that he was saving for breakfast Is so inconsiderate he leaves the empty box and plastic out for roommate to clean up  Scumbag Steve
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