Scumbag Steve

Hey dude i parked behind you in the driveway just let me know when you wanna leave and i'll move it

Hey dude i parked behind you in the driveway just let me know when you wanna leave and i'll move it  Scumbag Steve

Saves up picture of abandoned kitten for months sais he was unprepared for his cakeday

Saves up picture of abandoned kitten for months sais he was unprepared for his cakeday  Scumbag Steve

Rips violent fart in pants he is trying on Puts them back on the rack

Rips violent fart in pants he is trying on  Puts them back on the rack  Scumbag Steve

Rarely leaves his room and never talks to me or our other roommate Every other week he leaves a fine layer of hair over the entire bathroom as a silent reminder of his unwanted existence

Rarely leaves his room and never talks to me or our other roommate Every other week he leaves a fine layer of hair over the entire bathroom as a silent reminder of his unwanted existence  Scumbag Steve

Brags to everyone that he is helping you through college Constantly asks for money and has yet to pay a dime

Brags to everyone that he is helping you through college Constantly asks for money and has yet to pay a dime
  Scumbag Steve

going through terrible economical situation, ask to borrow money from you Use it to buy drugs

going through terrible economical situation, ask to borrow money from you Use it to buy drugs  Scumbag Steve

borrows car picks all the quarters out of change in ashtray

borrows car picks all the quarters out of change in ashtray  Scumbag Steve

Gets hit in paintball Wipes paint off "Was never hit Bro"

Gets hit in paintball Wipes paint off

Picking jersey number Always #69

Picking jersey number Always #69  Scumbag Steve

Has a cold gives it to you

Has a cold gives it to you  Scumbag Steve
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