Scumbag Steve

goes uninvited to movies with you asks you to pay for his ticket

goes uninvited to movies with you asks you to pay for his ticket  Scumbag Steve

friend kills someone. we can bury the body in tom hanks' backyard.

friend kills someone. we can bury the body in tom hanks' backyard.  Scumbag Steve

Goes to grocery store Leaves cart in parking space

Goes to grocery store Leaves cart in parking space  Scumbag Steve

Replies to your comment Doesn't upvote

Replies to your comment Doesn't upvote  Scumbag Steve

Waiting for him to get out of the parking lot makes you wait like crazy tells you later he is not leaving

Waiting for him to get out of the parking lot makes you wait like crazy   tells you later he is not leaving  Scumbag Steve

finds out you hate scary movies spends the rest of the night trying to get you to watch a horror film

finds out you hate scary movies spends the rest of the night trying to get you to watch a horror film  Scumbag Steve

you don't know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.

you don't know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.  Scumbag Steve

takes your picture and your camera

takes your picture and your camera  Scumbag Steve

Asks to borrow your razor comes back with all facial hair intact

Asks to borrow your razor comes back with all facial hair intact  Scumbag Steve

still whacks off to the bra pics in a 1990 sears catalog

still whacks off to the bra pics in a 1990 sears catalog  Scumbag Steve
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