Scumbag Steve

"Yeah bro I can hook you up any time" Never answers his goddamn phone

Wins lottery tells people 'if you work hard you can achieve anything'

Wins lottery tells people 'if you work hard you can achieve anything'  Scumbag Steve

Hears someone screaming for help Screams back at them

Hears someone screaming for help Screams back at them  Scumbag Steve

Rubs glue In your mother's vagina

Rubs glue In your mother's vagina  Scumbag Steve

Gets put on probation Calls everyone who smokes "potheads" and says we need to grow up.

Gets put on probation Calls everyone who smokes

frequently takes sick days due to stomach aches, leaving you all his work to do eats mcdonald's everyday for breakfast and lunch

frequently takes sick days due to stomach aches, leaving you all his work to do eats mcdonald's everyday for breakfast and lunch  Scumbag Steve

Offers to go grocery shopping for you gets cash back from your credit card and uses the money to buy drugs

Offers to go grocery shopping for you gets cash back from your credit card and uses the money to buy drugs  Scumbag Steve

Busiest time of day at work "I'm taking my break now."

Busiest time of day at work

Demands to see proof that bible is inconsistent blocks you so you can't reply

Demands to see proof that bible is inconsistent blocks you so you can't reply  Scumbag Steve

"i work at the yacht club. i can upgrade your room, and get you into the parks for free" blocks you on facebook, won't return your calls or texts

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