Scumbag Steve

Can't get a girl by himself Blames it on his sister

Can't get a girl by himself Blames it on his sister  Scumbag Steve

"It was nice meeting you" Takes two beers for the road as he leaves

Notices roomate is out of town visitng family fucks random slut on his bed without changing sheets

Notices roomate is out of town visitng family fucks random slut on his bed without changing sheets  Scumbag Steve

Asks his sister for money to pay for his one night stand's abortion Knows his sister and her husband have had 5 miscarriages

Asks his sister for money to pay for his one night stand's abortion Knows his sister and her husband have had 5 miscarriages  Scumbag Steve

Has loving parents Judges people who say they don't

Has loving parents Judges people who say they don't   Scumbag Steve

sends you a friend request blocks you the moment you accept it

sends you a friend request blocks you the moment you accept it  Scumbag Steve

Milks bad for you bro Drinks 40 beers every weekend

Milks bad for you bro Drinks 40 beers every weekend  Scumbag Steve

no tp wipes with towel

no tp wipes with towel  Scumbag Steve

jordan ketterer keep it fresh

jordan ketterer keep it fresh  Scumbag Steve

Ask friends why they hang out with him they thought he was your friend

Ask friends why they hang out with him they thought he was your friend  Scumbag Steve
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