Scumbag Steve

just snowed a foot waits for you to shovel out your spot, immediately parks there

just snowed a  foot waits for you to shovel out your spot, immediately parks there  Scumbag Steve

Always says he wants a serious girlfriend Uses every girl he knows for getting head

Always says he wants a serious girlfriend Uses every girl he knows for getting head  Scumbag Steve

watches the walking dead with you spends the entire show "predicting" what's going to happen

watches the walking dead with you spends the entire show

Calls your party a sausage fest In your mother's vagina

Calls your party a sausage fest In your mother's vagina  Scumbag Steve

Claims to be the religion of peace Bombs the fuck out of Boston

Claims to be the religion of peace Bombs the fuck out of Boston  Scumbag Steve

Told GF I washed my balls Actually stuck them in a burrito

Told GF I washed my balls Actually stuck them in a burrito  Scumbag Steve

Refuses to play football with friends for an hour because he needs to study for finals spends entire afternoon and evening with girlfriend

Refuses to play football with friends for an hour because he needs to study for finals spends entire afternoon and evening with girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

Takes Jacob's nuts out of his mouth long enough to create a page making fun of Skar

Takes Jacob's nuts out of his mouth long enough to create a page making fun of Skar  Scumbag Steve

crashes into a guy on his bicycle inspects the damage to his car and complains before he helps the injured biker on the ground

crashes into a guy on his bicycle inspects the damage to his car and complains before he helps the injured biker on the ground  Scumbag Steve

Steals money out of his mom's wallet To buy her a birthday gift

Steals money out of his mom's wallet To buy her a birthday gift  Scumbag Steve
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