Scumbag Steve

Has no rhythm Claps along to every song

Has no rhythm Claps along to every song  Scumbag Steve

spits in your sink doesn't rinse it out

spits in your sink doesn't rinse it out  Scumbag Steve

Single and buying flowers for every girl in class obviously trying to get laid

Single and buying flowers for every girl in class obviously trying to get laid  Scumbag Steve

Go's to a friends party Drinks all his wine and champagne then attempts to down a litre of vodka Get's sick on his friend's cousin and laughs about it

Go's to a friends party 
Drinks all his wine and champagne then attempts to down a litre of vodka  Get's sick on his friend's cousin and laughs about it  Scumbag Steve

Wears hat backwards Uses hands to cover the sun.

Wears hat backwards Uses hands to cover the sun.  Scumbag Steve

Sleeps on the couch in the living room Wakes up periodically to tell you the tv is too loud

Sleeps on the couch in the living room Wakes up periodically to tell you the tv is too loud  Scumbag Steve

want to help me lay some soaker hoses down? I will pay you.... You get $30 and I get $90

want to help me lay some soaker hoses down?  I will pay you.... You get $30 and I get $90  Scumbag Steve

Friend takes out girls to fancy fine dining restaurants takes home their leftovers because he paid for it

Friend takes out girls to fancy fine dining restaurants takes home their leftovers because he paid for it  Scumbag Steve

see's you're trying to get in right lane to exit speeds up

see's you're trying to get in right lane to exit speeds up  Scumbag Steve

Friend shows that not all owlbears are evil Kills all owlbears anyway

Friend shows that not all owlbears are evil Kills all owlbears anyway  Scumbag Steve
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