Scumbag Steve

"Hey bro wanna chill tomorrow?" Ignores you the next day

Pedestrian who sees a row of cars waiting to turn thru the intersection Continues his leisurely stroll

Pedestrian who sees a row of cars waiting to turn thru the intersection Continues his leisurely stroll  Scumbag Steve

last call at the bar 10 vodka red bulls no tip

last call at the bar 10 vodka red bulls
no tip  Scumbag Steve

"Hey have you seen my phone" "Yeah I think I saw it in my butt hole"

J-walks across busy intersection diagonally

J-walks across busy intersection diagonally  Scumbag Steve

uses his name as a verb

uses his name as a verb  Scumbag Steve

uses all of the toilet paper doesn't put on a new roll

uses all of the toilet paper doesn't put on a new roll  Scumbag Steve

Knows your dad is an alcoholic Calls you an alcoholic whenever you have a beer anyway

Knows your dad is an alcoholic Calls you an alcoholic whenever you have a beer anyway  Scumbag Steve

Sees that the lane is closed up ahead waits till the last possible moment to merge, causing a traffic jam for miles

 Sees that the lane is closed up ahead waits till the last possible moment to merge, causing a traffic jam for miles  Scumbag Steve

Comments on a pic on facebook of a clock showing 5 o'clock and titled "somewhere". Says he needs a lazy day to relax on the lake. Has no job or kids or other responsibilities

Comments on a pic on facebook of a clock showing 5 o'clock and titled
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