Scumbag Santa

I put a new guild under your christmas tree

<Namas> I put a new guild under your christmas tree  Scumbag Santa

Knows when you are sleeping Sneaks in, steals your food and leaves you socks

Knows when you are sleeping Sneaks in, steals your food and leaves you socks  Scumbag Santa

Breaks into your house eats all your cookies and milk

Breaks into your house eats all your cookies and milk  Scumbag Santa

Gets Cookies decides who's naughty or nice

Gets Cookies decides who's naughty or nice  Scumbag Santa

NEVER HAS TO DIET

NEVER HAS TO DIET  Scumbag Santa

Takes Viagra starts 4 hour shift at the mall.

Takes Viagra starts 4 hour shift at the mall.  Scumbag Santa

gives you big box of clothes

gives you big box of clothes  Scumbag Santa

Thanks to Bass Pro 19,702 wet kids and 1 hottie from Ozark. Worth it.

Thanks to Bass Pro 19,702 wet kids and 1 hottie from Ozark.  Worth it. 
  Scumbag Santa

abbigail utley, i know you have been a naughty girl lets see how naughty

abbigail utley, i know you have been a naughty girl lets see how naughty  Scumbag Santa

Asks you what toys you'd like for Christmas brings you socks instead

Asks you what toys you'd like for Christmas brings you socks instead  Scumbag Santa
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