Scumbag Santa

Sorry Mrs Claus Christmas came prematurely this year

Sorry Mrs Claus Christmas came prematurely this year  Scumbag Santa

decides who's naughty or nice, uses slave labor.

decides who's naughty or nice, uses slave labor.  Scumbag Santa

Bro, Do you even gift?

Bro, Do you even gift?  Scumbag Santa

Brings presents for 18 years stops when you move out

Brings presents for 18 years stops when you move out  Scumbag Santa

Republican Santa There Are No Gifts..You Pay Or Else Do Without!

Republican Santa There Are No Gifts..You Pay Or Else Do Without!  Scumbag Santa

has fresh cookies waiting for him leaves the uneaten ones instead of giving them to the needy

has fresh cookies waiting for him leaves the uneaten ones instead of giving them to the needy  Scumbag Santa

I see when you are sleeping I see you when your awake Let's just get to the point I'm a stalker

I see when you are sleeping I see you when your awake Let's just get to the point I'm a stalker  Scumbag Santa

Call me a jolly ol' soul I know where all the bad girls live.

Call me a jolly ol' soul I know where all the bad girls live.   Scumbag Santa

watches you while you sleep roofies

watches you while you sleep roofies  Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa let's kid sit on his lap ...get's a boner

Scumbag Santa let's kid sit on his lap ...get's a boner  Scumbag Santa
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