Scumbag Santa

He's makin a list And checkin you out twice

He's makin a list And checkin you out twice  Scumbag Santa

the only jew that celebrates christmas is my accountant

the only jew that celebrates christmas is my accountant  Scumbag Santa

Whether you're naughty or nice If you're rich, you're gonna get shit. (And it helps to be naughty)

Whether you're naughty or nice If you're rich, you're gonna get shit. (And it helps to be naughty)  Scumbag Santa

old and fat never dies

old and fat never dies  Scumbag Santa

Isn't real Parents put presents under the tree

Isn't real Parents put presents under the tree  Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa Has thousands of children sit on his lap

Scumbag Santa Has thousands of children sit on his lap  Scumbag Santa

forces deer to carry around his fat ass

forces deer to carry around his fat ass  Scumbag Santa

You want an ipad little boy? sorry my elves only make wooden toys.

You want an ipad little boy? sorry my elves only make wooden toys.  Scumbag Santa

preferred Christmas delivery service closed for the rest of the year

preferred Christmas delivery service closed for the rest of the year  Scumbag Santa

Fuck you Brandi! You ain't gettin SHIT for Christmas.

Fuck you Brandi! You ain't gettin SHIT for Christmas.  Scumbag Santa
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