Scumbag Santa

Has elves that work 364 days a year Pays them in cookies

Has elves that work 364 days a year Pays them in cookies  Scumbag Santa

Is that a candy cane in my pocket? look closer

Is that a candy cane in my pocket? look closer  Scumbag Santa

asks kids to sit on lap has deeply repressed childhood issues

asks kids to sit on lap has deeply repressed childhood issues  Scumbag Santa

White Christmas? No presents for Obama

White Christmas? No presents for Obama  Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa Makes all parents lie about where gifts come from to cover his ass with the Mrs. So he can go get his party on one night a year.

Scumbag Santa Makes all parents lie about where gifts come from to cover his ass with the Mrs. So he can go get his party on one night a year.  Scumbag Santa

thought about giving an ethiopian some food decided not to. man, i suck.

thought about giving an ethiopian some food decided not to. man, i suck.  Scumbag Santa

preferred Christmas delivery service vanishes for the rest of the year

preferred Christmas delivery service vanishes for the rest of the year  Scumbag Santa

Invented Elf Bowling Not the Flash game

Invented Elf Bowling Not the Flash game  Scumbag Santa

My christmas list... ...still gotta finish solvency

My christmas list... ...still gotta finish solvency  Scumbag Santa

Only the good kids get presents! The toys are made by asian child slaves, btw

Only the good kids get presents! The toys are made by asian child slaves, btw  Scumbag Santa
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