Scumbag Santa

Gives toys to all the good boys and girls Doesn't exist

Gives toys to all the good boys and girls Doesn't exist  Scumbag Santa

bleive in him longer than rest of friends rewards you with scorn

bleive in him longer than rest of friends  rewards you with scorn  Scumbag Santa

has his way with your mom eats the cookies too

has his way with your mom eats the cookies too  Scumbag Santa

goodwill for all! because frankly you little pricks don't deserve Salvation Army. Caption 3 goes here

goodwill for all! because frankly you little pricks don't deserve Salvation Army. Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Santa

Instead of being genuinely good, He teaches you to be good for a reward

Instead of being genuinely good, He teaches you to be good for a reward  Scumbag Santa

Commits 1 billion acts of criminal trespassing "have you been a good boy?"

Commits 1 billion acts of criminal trespassing

in your wallet raping your money

in your wallet raping your money  Scumbag Santa

Loves everybody Enslaves elves to work all year

Loves everybody Enslaves elves to work all year  Scumbag Santa

Santa is not obese He's just jolly

Santa is not obese He's just jolly  Scumbag Santa

eat a dick love santa

eat a dick love santa  Scumbag Santa
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