Scumbag Santa

Sits down elves stand

Sits down elves stand  Scumbag Santa

He sees you when you're sleeping and he likes what he sees

He sees you when you're sleeping and he likes what he sees  Scumbag Santa

You do realise that due to the end of the world I didn't bother making any presents this year

You do realise that due to the end of the world I didn't bother making any presents this year  Scumbag Santa

Gives rich kids expensive presents Crap for the poor

Gives rich kids expensive presents Crap for the poor  Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa Only gives toys to the Christian kids.

Scumbag Santa Only gives toys to the Christian kids.  Scumbag Santa

Tits or gtfo

Tits or gtfo  Scumbag Santa

You Know Why Im Always Happy? Because I know Where All The Naughty Hoes At.

You Know Why Im Always Happy? Because I know Where All The Naughty Hoes At.  Scumbag Santa

You died for their sins, eh? But did you bring them presents?

You died for their sins, eh? But did you bring them presents?  Scumbag Santa

Insists you help others Has elves do all of his work for him

Insists you help others Has elves do all of his work for him  Scumbag Santa

Says he'll hook you up this year Gives you coal

Says he'll hook you up this year Gives you coal  Scumbag Santa
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