Scumbag Roommate

Dog shits all over the house "Dude i'll get it after this beer"

Dog shits all over the house

Leaves for month long vacation Eat all you food and fills sink with dirty dishes

Leaves for month long vacation Eat all you food and fills sink with dirty dishes  Scumbag Roommate

puts clothes in laundry leaves for 5 hours

puts clothes in laundry leaves for 5 hours  Scumbag Roommate

"Yeah, man, I'll take out the trash" Sets outside room and doesn't replace the bag

Says he's to tired after work to help clean goes out partying

Says he's to tired after work to help clean goes out partying  Scumbag Roommate

Enters Room, Turns on all the lights Goes to Bed

Enters Room, Turns on all the lights Goes to Bed  Scumbag Roommate

SINK FULL OF HIS DISHES "BRO THIS PLACE IS A MESS"

SINK FULL OF HIS DISHES

Plays a guy and has one night stand with him Bitches you out when you talk to him as friends

Plays a guy and has one night stand with him Bitches you out when you talk to him as friends  Scumbag Roommate

Complains about me turning down the heater a little opens window all day long

Complains about me turning down the heater a little opens window all day long   Scumbag Roommate

Tells you Scarlett Johansson has twin Twin is fraternal brother

Tells you Scarlett Johansson has twin Twin is fraternal brother  Scumbag Roommate
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