Scumbag Roommate

You girls want to come over for some grey goose? Fills bottle with Black Ruble.

You girls want to come over for some grey goose? Fills bottle with Black Ruble.  Scumbag Roommate

Spends all morning in bathroom when you need to get ready for work Has no where to be all day

Spends all morning in bathroom when you need  to get ready for work Has no where to be all day  Scumbag Roommate

Leaves house Turns A/C off

Leaves house Turns A/C off  Scumbag Roommate

practices the trumpet nightly always respond with "I'm teaching myself" when asked why they don't take lessons

practices the trumpet nightly always respond with

no moneyy for groceries buys pizza

no moneyy for groceries buys pizza  Scumbag Roommate

Doesn't work, parents pay for rent hogs all the bandwidth so you can't use netflix when you come home from work

Doesn't work, parents pay for rent hogs all the bandwidth so you can't use netflix when you come home from work  Scumbag Roommate

Removes lint from trap Doesn't throw it away

Removes lint from trap Doesn't throw it away  Scumbag Roommate

Dirties all of the pots Leaves them "soaking" for days

Dirties all of the pots Leaves them

COOKS lasagna, bacon, mac'n'cheese doesn't do any dishes

COOKS lasagna, bacon, mac'n'cheese doesn't do any dishes  Scumbag Roommate

steals intro to comp sci book from front desk feigns short-term memory loss when confronted

steals intro to comp sci book from front desk feigns short-term memory loss when confronted  Scumbag Roommate
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