Scumbag Roommate

turns the heater on full blast at night sleeps with a fan to cool himself down

turns the heater on full blast at night sleeps with a fan to cool himself down  Scumbag Roommate

Asks to borrow a dress Returns it torn, and covered in body fluids

Asks to borrow
 a dress  Returns it torn, and covered in body fluids   Scumbag Roommate

Hears your alarm go off in the morning. Rushes to shower before you.

Hears your alarm go off in the morning. Rushes to shower before you.  Scumbag Roommate

doesn't play music all semester blasts music during finals week

doesn't play music all semester blasts music during finals week  Scumbag Roommate

"can i have a piece of banana bread?" eats your last slice.

Finds you third roommate bangs her.

Finds you third roommate bangs her.  Scumbag Roommate

Says he can't pay utilities leaves lights on all night

Says he can't pay utilities  leaves lights on all night  Scumbag Roommate

sees you are panicking over an exam "Don't worry about it, bro. I took that exam last semester...and made a D-minus."

sees you are panicking over an exam

WAITS TILL YOU LEAVE THE ROOM "LIKES" EVERYTHING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS POSTED ON FACEBOOK IN THE PAST WEEK

WAITS TILL YOU LEAVE THE ROOM

Asks to borrow your electric razor hear him use it, face isn't shaved

Asks to borrow your electric razor hear him use it, face isn't shaved  Scumbag Roommate
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