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Scumbag Restaurant Customer

It's a little cold in here Can you turn off the air conditioner until we leave?

It's a little cold in here Can you turn off the air conditioner until we leave? Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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our food still isn't out yet because the kitchen is backed up? well i guess you better hope the kitchen tips you

our food still isn't out yet because the kitchen is backed up? well i guess you better hope the kitchen tips you Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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NOTICES YOUR MENU HAS 380 MENU ITEMS WANTS TO CREATE HIS OWN SALAD

NOTICES YOUR MENU HAS 380 MENU ITEMS WANTS TO CREATE HIS OWN SALAD Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Hello I'll be your server tonight, how are we doing? Water.

Hello I'll be your server tonight, how are we doing? Water. Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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"Have you seen my waitress? I have no idea what happened to her." Server is male, and dropped off the food two minutes ago
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What do you mean we can't order off the lunch menu after 5 pm??? We were in the lobby at 4:59, it's not our fault there was a twenty minute wait for a table...

What do you mean we can't order off the lunch menu after 5 pm??? We were in the lobby at 4:59, it's not our fault there was a twenty minute wait for a table... Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Do you have a gluten-free menu? No? Then I'm going to need to know the gluten content of everything in the kitchen before I can order.

Do you have a gluten-free menu? No? Then I'm going to need to know the gluten content of everything in the kitchen before I can order. Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Has a gluten allergy expects server to be a certified dietitian

Has a gluten allergy expects server to be a certified dietitian Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Group of 3 sits down at the only 6 top table in your section "We're having a meeting, and need extra room for the laptop"

Group of 3 sits down at the only 6 top table in your section
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Sees you carrying extremely heavy plates Stops you to ask a question about the menu

Sees you carrying extremely heavy plates Stops you to ask a question about the menu Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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