Scumbag Programmer

Bug report on the mailing list? No time, busy arguing about something unrelated in that thread

Bug report on the mailing list? No time, busy arguing about something unrelated in that thread  Scumbag Programmer

learning new language bitches about how much easier everything would be in ruby

learning new language bitches about how much easier everything would be in ruby  Scumbag Programmer

THROWS EXCEPTIONS NEVER CATCHES

THROWS EXCEPTIONS NEVER CATCHES  Scumbag Programmer

When I'm not writing perfect code I'm critizing someone else's

When I'm not writing perfect code I'm critizing someone else's  Scumbag Programmer

merge conflicts force push to production

merge conflicts force push to production  Scumbag Programmer

Scumbag Programmer Gives IT support to only hot chicks

Scumbag Programmer Gives IT support to only hot chicks  Scumbag Programmer

doesn't know to use inheritance writes every class twice

doesn't know to use inheritance writes every class twice  Scumbag Programmer

Spends a month on tumblr breaks svn with 200 commits day before deadline

Spends a month on tumblr breaks svn with 200 commits day before deadline  Scumbag Programmer

Doesn't know shit Tech LeadEr

Doesn't know shit Tech LeadEr  Scumbag Programmer

Doesn't want to do all the work himself. Doesn't trust his team to follow the agreed design.

Doesn't want to do all the work himself. Doesn't trust his team to follow the agreed design.  Scumbag Programmer
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