Scumbag Parents

My family is like a grain of salt... best taken with a shot of tequila

My family is like a grain of salt... best taken with a shot of tequila   Scumbag Parents

be in bed by 11:00 Which obviously means go upstairs at 10:45

be in bed by 11:00 Which obviously means go upstairs at 10:45  Scumbag Parents

wonders why you never visit. smokes meth.

wonders why you never visit. smokes meth.  Scumbag Parents

"Your generation is ruining America" American economy was ruined by their generation

You wanna go to a party with your friends? You can't. it's too far away!

You wanna go to a party with your friends?  You can't. it's too far away!  Scumbag Parents

Is about to lose a major argument grounded.

Is about to lose a major argument grounded.  Scumbag Parents

Has tons of gardening equipment makes you pull out weeds with your hands.

Has tons of gardening equipment  makes you pull out weeds with your hands.   Scumbag Parents

If you don't go to college you'll work at mcdonalds What? You think your degree makes you too good for McDonalds, you lazy shit?

If you don't go to college you'll work at mcdonalds What? You think your degree makes you too good for McDonalds, you lazy shit?   Scumbag Parents

Let their younger jocky son beat up their older geeky son sends the older son to therapy for over 5 years, and not the younger one

Let their younger jocky son beat up their older geeky son sends the older son to therapy for over 5 years, and not the younger one  Scumbag Parents

Texts you "Call me right away, urgent" doesn't pick up

Texts you
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