Scumbag Parents

alcoholics would rather pay for my therapy than change and stop drinking

alcoholics would rather pay for my therapy than change and stop drinking  Scumbag Parents

Mom Robs you when you're 14 Dad marries and kicks you out at 17

Mom Robs you when you're 14 Dad marries and kicks you out at 17  Scumbag Parents

Tells you you should try to be smart and a scientist when you grow up Says they don't care when you tell them random interesting facts about science

Tells you you should try to be smart and a scientist when you grow up Says they don't care when you tell them random interesting facts about science  Scumbag Parents

Didn't do anything particularly scummy when I was growing up Prevented me from getting Reddit Karma today.

Didn't do anything particularly scummy when I was growing up Prevented me from getting Reddit Karma today.  Scumbag Parents

Violently punishes you as a child Expects you to love, respect, and socialize with them as an adult

Violently punishes you as a child Expects you to love, respect, and socialize with them as an adult   Scumbag Parents

Are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

 Are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian  Scumbag Parents

Allow unemployed older brother to live at home until he's 28 get angry if you ask for any sort of help

Allow unemployed older brother to live at home until he's 28 get angry if you ask for any sort of help  Scumbag Parents

We love you just the way you are You're an atheist? don't worry, we can fix that

We love you just the way you are You're an atheist? don't worry, we can fix that  Scumbag Parents

admits they aren't perfect refuses to take any criticism from you

admits they aren't perfect refuses to take any criticism from you  Scumbag Parents

Skips their son's wedding

Skips their son's wedding   Scumbag Parents
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